really I would write.something.interesting…

…if I wasn’t trapped in my office doing work all day.
…if my afternoon consisted of more than uv-burn from my computer monitor.
…if the grey haze hanging a few inches in front of my eyelids would just go away already.
…if it were friday and I were going on vacation tomorrow.
…if I actually had something interesting to write about.

I’ve been receiving random emails all day: Karin and her mom are having a conversation about wedding dates and trying to (marginally) include me in the conversation. I keep slipping off comments like “Sounds good” or “Whatever” — and meanwhile the conversation continues with my minimal input. At the same time, Karin neglects to notice — sorry but it’s true — that I have been cc’ed in every email her mom sends. So what does she do? She sends me a copy of the email so that I can read it — which I appreciate, to be sure, but I open it — read it — and for a brief glinting moment think that it might be something different. Which it isn’t. So I’m disappointed. But — whatever.

I think I want chicken for dinner tonight. BBQed chicken. Mmmmmmmmm….Chicken.



About the Author

Brad would rather be playing video games in his underwear on the couch and eating honey-mustard pretzel bits, but something has compelled him to write yet another post for this silly collection posts he (uninspiredly) calls a blog. He hopes you’re happy, and asks that you not bother him too much more about it.