corporate pigs and saint nicholas
I hate doing this, but everyone wants to know what I want for christmas. I don’t want anything: buy youself some natural gas and enjoy a warm house — on me! Stuff that money away into your new-car fund, or make an extra payment on your mortgage. I don’t need much or anything. We’re doing okay. We’ll get by. But for those of you who insist on propogating the Santa mythos, here are a few things that wouldn’t be a complete waste of your shopping time and money: this super-practical listbot-o-matic
“(note we have: 2 shovels, wheelbarrow, and a hose” – so you are saying you have nothing? Hope you have a snow shovel!
Well. Corrected. Though the single snow shovel we have dramatically reduces the partipation in the act of “general snow removal” by one certain (unnamed) resident of our home. She knows who she is!